Sunday, August 6, 2017

JAB HARRY MET SEJAL ~ NOT A REVIEW BUT A VIEW

JHMS ~ NOT A REVIEW BUT A VIEW

U KNOW #YIN AND #YANG
They are like broken pieces of big jigsaw puzzle called LIFE who only form a complete PICTURE when they MEET and FIT IN EACH OTHERS GAPS PERFECTLY and ..JMHS DESCRIBES tht journey of their meet with Harry being d DARK #Yin and Sejal being his LIGHT #Yang..or maybe viceversa too.

HARRY AND SEJAL R TWO IMPEERFECTS but when they meet MOST PERFECT "RAULA" HAPPENS πŸ€“❤πŸ˜‚
{{RAULA meaning disorder here}}

For those who r bashing d movie and d actors..LOOK DARLINGS!! 🀚TO UNDERSTAND #ImtiazAli movies is not everyones' cup of tea..✋he is d best story teller we have RIGHT NOW but maybe not everyone has a knack for his kind of cinema.Infact issue with him is tht he writes way ahead of our times nd his cinema is like cutting a SLICE of life nd presenting it JUST AS IT IS..their is no fantasy there..no melodramatic twists happening..no high glossy budgets nd sets..ITS JUST REAL.
So maybe it doesnt goes down tht well with our overdramatic indian sensibilities in need of some major something happening in d climax or all..or some high voltage confrontations..or our need to watch #JabWeMet or #ROCKSTAR happening again (look masterpieces not happen everytime) but then

""WAY HIS CHARACTERS ALWAYS END UP BEING EXTRAORDINAIRE' BEAUTIFUL IN SERACH OF SOME ORDINARY LIFE ...thts something way extraordinaire' to be understood by all"""

 U NEED TO BE A LITTLE ..NOT LITTLE ..VERY HIGH LEVEL OF ROMANTIC ..TO UNDERSTAND AND  LOVE #JHMS ❤

I wont say tht JHMS is some super duper cinema or its #ImitiazAli 's BEST ...dont expect LOVE AAJ KAL kindaa intensity here neither ADITYA ND GEET like memorable characters too..just watch it like a simple movie celebrating LOVE HAPPENING IN RAREST OF SITUATIONS BETWEEN  WEIRDEST OF UNMATCHED PEOPLE ...ND U WILL LOVE IT.❤

JMHS JUST CELEBRATES LOVE...not glorifies its logics and reasons..if u r in search of that then u better watch TOILET-EK PREM KATHA...it will be meaningful but it wont have HARRY ND SEJAL ND THEIR HAWWWTT SIZZLING ROMANCE THERE.

JMHS IS ALL ABOUT CELEBRATING 3 THINGS

ONE πŸ‘‰ ""THE" ShahRukh Khan ❤
Tht UEQUALLED GOD OF ROMANCE
NO ONE CAN "LOVE" BETTER THAN HIM ON SCREENS.
PERIOD.🀚

TWOπŸ‘‰ RISE OF A STAR NAMED "ANUSHKA" in period of last 1 N half years ..she has proved thts ITS "HER" time in industry right now & SEJAL STAMPS D FACTπŸ‘Œ

THREEπŸ‘‰ LOVE❤
love is always beautiful ..u just need d way to shutup ur brain nd watch it with love in all earnest..IF U DONT HAVE THT FOOLISH QUALITY TO U..JHMS IS NOT FOR U.πŸ˜‰

WELL... as anyone would have understood by now...I m a Romantic  buffon so I loved JMHS😍❤πŸ˜‚ yup ! I would be honest nd wont say it changed my life or what..but it was a nice watch overall..not tht bad as its being made out..atleast not for me. YUP! it lacked tht #ValuedForLife quality and #RepeatValue like other imitiaz movies but then IT WASNT ROCKET SCIENCE ...I LOVED D SIMPLICITY OF ITS WAYS.

JHMS is simple,easy breezy romance happening bw two AJEEB-O-GAREEB people making it much difficult for me to not LOVE it.❤

JHMS flies into ur heart like #Hawayein
Makes u dance on #BaniTeriRadha nd love beauty of life as if its a #BUTERFLY Nd teaches tht sometimes we shud let #RAULA happen ❤πŸ˜‰

NoW LET ME WRITE WHAT I WAS DYING TO WRITE SINCE MORNING😍😍😍
JMHS IS MOSTLY ABOUT LOVING SHAH RUKH KHAN FOR ME😍😍😍😍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
EEKSSSSSSS!!!!πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—

DAMN!! THIS 50+ MAN FAILS ALL YOUNG HUNKS IN MOST SEXHHHYY OF WAYS!πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

HIS TOUCH😍😍😍
HIS STAREπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
HIS PULL❤❤❤
HIS MAGNETISM😩😩😩
HIS LOOPSIDED SMILE😍😍😍
HIS DIMPLED LAUGHTERπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
HIS TATTOO THT INVITES U TOWARDS ITπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆ
HIS 6 PACK ABS & THAT WELL SCLUPTED BODY😍(shoot se pehley zym) GIVING SNEAK PEEKS OUT OF HIS TIGHT SHIRTSπŸ€“πŸ˜‚(Slightly going above d waist all timeπŸ™ˆ)
AND THEN HIS KISSπŸ’‹

JHMS IS BASICALLY ABT MELTING AWAY INTO UR OWN POOL OF FANGURLING MESS WATCHING THIS SEX GOD😍
THIS UNDISPUTED KING OF ROMANCE😍😍😍 WHO JUST MAKES U LOVE HIM EVEN IN MOST ARROGANT OF SITUATIONS..Nd STUPIDEST OF MOMENTS❤πŸ€—

SRK says it right...he can romance a tree😍😍😍YES HE SO CAN!!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Mostly I was dreaming abt if only someday I would be able to hug him nd kiss tht taattooπŸ™ŠπŸ™ŠπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉπŸ˜ΉCAN I PLEASE GOD???πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹ND do many more things which I ofcourse cant write down hereπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜

OMFFFFFFGGGGG!!! SHAH WAS TOO TEMPTING AND IRRESTIBLE IN #JHMSπŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ€“πŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ™ˆπŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­πŸ˜­❤❤❤❤πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯

HARRY IS THT #RightManInWrongPlace kindaa punjabi ...screaming loud inside like a punjabi NEHRA but smiling politely like a HARRY outside..

He is HURT ,ALONE ,SAD ND ALL BUT DONT PITY HARRY...bcoz as said by him himself... HARRY IS A GANDA AADMIπŸ€šπŸ˜‚ a womanizer, a playboy..a HUNK WHO FINDS ND DEVOURS HIS LADY SHIKAARS at night😍😩
DO MY SHIKAAR TOO PLZ!!πŸ™ˆπŸ™ŠπŸ˜πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

Nd then there is SEJAL
 ***waving d SEJAL wave RN* ❤❤❤πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ€—πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
Anushka with her gujju accent IS JHAKKAS as SEJAL πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ‘ŒπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Kya Hai Ney!✋ u can only do two things with #Sejal either love her or LOVE HER MORE❤πŸ™ŒBAS😎🀚

Dekho koi #Sejal ney weird mat samjhana okayy !!πŸ€šπŸ€šπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚
#Sejal ney weird ni h..woh bas JHALLI h..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

#Sejal comes out like A HAPPY GO LUCKY GIRL who is making life difficult for HARRY but fact is tht #Sejal makes LIFE OF HARRY.

HARRY NEVER LOOKED BACK AFTER MEETING SEJAL ..HE ONLY LOOKED BEYOND.
Punju & GujjuπŸ€—❤ WEIRD COMBO BUT IT WORKS EVERY TIME..BELIEVE MEπŸ€šπŸ˜‚

HARRY IS A TOURIST GUIDE WHO IS LOST...AND SEJAL IS A TOURIST WHO NEEDS SOME GUIDANCE.
ND how they end up finding themselves thru each other is JAB HARRY MET SEJAL❤

SEJAL says tht her engagement  ring is lost nd makes  pappu of HARRY in finding it throughout d movieπŸ˜‚
But truth is tht sejal is in search of her own fantasy honymoon before her routine marriage nd in her zest of finding tht FUN in her life she makes life very irritating yet enjoyable for Harry.

First Half is so much fun...πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ finding d ring..tht irritation of harry..those mahaan stupid harkatein of sejalπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚nd those sexy moments tht keep happening bw them thru it all😍😍❤❤❤but second half is where d beauty lies😍😍 WHEN HARRY DECIDES TO MAKE FAKE HONEYMOON INTO A REALITY FOR SEJAL.finding his own peace with life too .

Throughout first half sejal flirts bindaas with harryπŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ poor harry!! Tch tch!!! To resist a hawwtt girl ...poor womanizer πŸ˜‚nd throughout second half..harry is challenging sejal with all his sexyhood ways and sweetest understandings to try not to fall in love with him ...eeekssss!!πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😍😍😍

Anushka and Shah are not tht EPIC COMBO of EXEMPLARY JODIS but here in this movie..both prove how two good actors can turn even unconvincing momentz into gold😍❤πŸ”₯UFFF!! THEY R SIZZLING HERE .

Hawayein is undoubtedly d best song of movie nd maybe of d year 2017 Too...and some of d scenes are made extraordinaire with music...d scene where harry acts as sejal 's lover on her insistence nd literally sways her towards d cafe with #hawayein playing in BG ...phewwwww!! I WAS SWOONING😍😍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯❤❤❤
IT WAS MAGICAL.

GHAR...is best song lyrics wise..listen to it once nd understand d beauty of its words...infact whole album has so many good songs..quite a rarity these days to find a good album with all awesome songs..JHMS has atleast 9 good songs out of its 11.

One of d most endearing qualities of movie is Sejal's innocence yet smartnessπŸ˜‚ she acts all jhalli asking harry to get cozy with her but fact is tht she smartly makez him fall  for her so badπŸ˜‚πŸ‘ŒINTELLIGENT CHOKRI!❤

As for harry...well!! He had no choice..SEJAL WAS HIS DESTINY❤πŸ€—
Sejal filled his lonely world with her moodswings and tantrums nd silliest ideas of romance nd harry just couldnt dare to not fall in love with her.

TBH...they shudnt have tried making SRK speak punjabi...tht was d only unconvincing thing for me being a punjabi....he couldnt speak it at all in proper wayz..imitiaz could have avoided tht.
Its not Necessary for every punjabi to speak punjabi..is it??

There is one dialogue in d movie
"Ab SEJAL theek h..sahi ladkiyoon waala naam h" and he screams SEJAL MANY A TIMES AT TOP OF HiS VOICE and sejal almost chokes with tears..it was again another best scene of movie for me❤
WATCH IT ND THEN DO TELL IF U AGREE OR NOT?

Now D KISS😍😍😍😍πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
EEEKSSSS!!! IT WAS D MOST SECRETIVE USP OF THE MOVIE😹😹😹😹😹😹
I bet many will go in now to watch it for the KISS only..nd believe me..u cant enjoy d KISS moment in true earnest if u havent watched d complete movie😍😍😍

Wohaaa!! IT WAS SO SUDDEN ND SO DAMN HAWTTTTπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
ND ISHHHH!!! IT WAS D PERFECT SMOOCH😭😭😭😭😭😭
I WAS DYING THERE😭😭😭
I THINK I DID DIED THEREπŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ’‹πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ˜πŸ”₯πŸ”₯😭😭😭

SRK giving a lip to lip kiss scene..thts news enuf !!✋✋isnt it??
Nd if tht kiss is tht sizzling hawwtttπŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ”₯
EEEKSS!! ITS DIFFICULT TO UNDO d things it does to ur poor heart😩

Climax scene was already so amazing for me in its simplicity but d kiss
Glorified it TOP NOTCH😍πŸ”₯πŸ˜­πŸ˜‚

As always Imitiaz characters r travelling some of d most beautiful places in d world..thts one thing I love abt his movies..he  nd his team research nd find some most rare places and then present them in a way like its nothing so LAViSH abt it...nd tht makes it more relatable.

IMITIAZ HAS THT NOMAD VIBE TO HIM ND IT ALWAYS REFLECTS IN HIS MOVIES..HOW TRAVELLING THRU NOTHING..PRTAOGONISTS FIND
EACH OTHER & GET THEIR EVERYTHING ❤

ALMOST HIS EVERY MOVIE HAS THIS BASIC THEME TO IT.

JHMS is no different in tht sense..two people with very less hope of ever getting out of their boring routines finding adventure of LIFE in each other.
ITS ALL ABT BEING LUCKY TO MEET D RIGHT PERSON.

ND HARRY AND SEJAL GOT LUCKY HERE❤

SO STOP BEING LAOGICAL ND PRACTICAL FOR ATLEAST 3 HRS OF UR LIFE...
GO WATCH IT❤
IF U LOVE "LOVE" U WILL LOVE
JAB HARRY MET SEJAL.❤πŸ”₯